[Jewfro]

So apparently Asia is a girl. She's just so ugly she looks like a boy. So much like mommy

[Legend ReX]

Originally posted by Jewfro

I want to stan for Julienne Moore. Where do I start? Give me her 5 must watch movies.

Plz disregard my bias here but Jurassic Park 2

[ezra]

Originally posted by Clump

Madead stans posting anything and everything that makes her seem like a hip, cool mom.

It hasn't really sunk in yet that she's releasing an album with Diplo, Swastikaj and Alicia Keys
(I used to be a stan)

[Ferrer]

Originally posted by ezra

It hasn't really sunk in yet that she's releasing an album with Diplo, Swastikaj and Alicia Keys
(I used to be a stan)

Wait she is?

[MusicTalker]

Originally posted by ezra

lol
Carrie Underwood's most viewed VEVO vid: Before He Cheats - 52 million views
This parody of Poker Face: 58 million views

Why are you comparing the 2 though? Country MVs, no matter how popular the song is America, can never compete with the views accumulated by pop MVs.

Even Need You Now has yet to cross 100M views.

[Kat]

Originally posted by Jewfro

So apparently Asia is a girl. She's just so ugly she looks like a boy. So much like mommy

They all look the same.

[Nicole]

Originally posted by Clump

Oh HEY that was from back when you worshiped the ground she dripped vomit and sweat on!

The fact that she's 10x uglier now with her Lana Del Rey plastic surgery gone awry face. You're right, I should have used a 2014 pic.

[slobro]

Pre UK X-Factor:
Teenage Dream: 4x platinum
Top 10 hit after the other
Roar #1

Post UK X-Factor:
Prism: Barely 1x platinum
Unconditionally: #25
Birthday: #22
TIHWD: #33
64% sold concert

[Kat]

Originally posted by slobro

Pre UK X-Factor:
Teenage Dream: 4x platinum
Top 10 hit after the other
Roar #1

Post UK X-Factor:
Prism: Barely 1x platinum
Unconditionally: #25
Birthday: #22
TIHWD: #33

Dark Horse was top 5 too.

[Jewfro]

Originally posted by Legend ReX

Plz disregard my bias here but Jurassic Park 2

She's in that movie?

[BoyOnBoy Wonder]

Originally posted by Kat

They all look the same.

Especially with Frenchies.

Like..

[Jewfro]

I'm sure sewer rat is partly responsible for Joanne's HORRENDOUS food reviews.

[ezra]

Originally posted by slobro

Their obsession don't hold a candle compared to closeted Methney stans

Oh well, I guess.

[Jezang Looz]

Kiesza is suuuuuuuuuuch an amazing artist her voice

[slobro]

Scandal is so horrible now
The overacting
The way.all.characters.talk.in.this.grating.way
Last episode had Huck's ten year-old estranged kid figuring out how to find Huck's IP address and location just by playing an online game (and ALSO somehow figured out he was his father).
A ten year old kid And then this ten-year old traveled all alone in DC to track Huck down

Season 1 was so fun to watch

[Legend ReX]

Originally posted by Jewfro

She's in that movie?

Yes.

But The Hours is her best. I also liked Hannibal and The Forgotten. I've heard Boogie Nights is good.

If you want to see Amanda Seyfried suck on her nipple, I HIGHLY recommend Chloe.

[Clump]

Wow, poor Angelina.

[Chemical X.]

Ok Ok Ok Ok
Bitches better quit that chat
These bitches better hold up with the yizzap-yap
I grips the 5th then click-clizzack clack
I hate to have to blow your little wig all back
I mean I hate to see you with your wig off bitch
I see you tryna come and get on bitch
You gonna trip, slip, fall land and lick on dick
It be the same ***** bout to come and lick on this

Scram hit the breeze
You a fan bitch please
Don't sit up in my presence of ya lil bambin
Don't get it at ya residence and get it so clean
Cause I'm slicker with the evidence and bitches won't speak
And we can freak with your man this week
Bad bitches, you a nickel and your ***** game weak
I'm fickle and my ***** named peach
I can disappear and let the ***** game speak
Let the ***** game speak
*****'s know the center of the ***** stay pink
All these bitches better keep it going light feet
'fore I reach and that thing go BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAHHHHH!

woo god

[Chemical X.]

https://soundcloud.com/beyoncemusic/bow-down-i-been-on


her best sing of the 2010's woo. so epic when she dropped this

[Chemical X.]

shuffle is taking me on a ****ing journey and there's no one in here to appreciate it