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					Originally posted by happymess  Ugh, I didn't even think of that.   
I hope she can see the TelePrompTer, with her astigmatism     | 
	
 '...And here are the nominees!

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*squints eye*
'Oh. Uhm, Iggy for Fancy.' 
*Iggy wins the award*
'So her kangaroo from the outback ass couldn't be here with us, buT IN THE MEANTIME BUY BROKE WITH EXPENSIVE TAST--'
*AB gets snatched by the bodyguards who carry her 5ft1 ass off the stage*
*Nicki gets back to hosting*
'A true mess. Anyway --'