I was at a seminar IT class (not high school or w/e, subsidized from EU) and our teacher gave us free time to browse to PC or mobile phones, the pc was slow as hell so i've decided to open the internet app on my phone and i've forgotten to close a gay **** tab (i've had the day before the class started) and decrease the volume, and the whole class heard two men's orgasms. Most of them didn't understand but i freaked and blushed the hell out, thought they gonna remove me from the class.
...but i was eventually revealed, when the class had a break, a man in his 40s, just dropped a "a-la-accident" little paper message that said "heh, i know that's gay ****, you are funny, meet me at my car when the class ends, you will know from my lights" and now that man is my "daddy"