[holyground]

Originally posted by umich

It's not deli?

IKR Gurl needs to enunciate dammit!

[Bey'Knight]

Lily Allen - Sheezus

Misheard: katy perry's boring
Actual: Katy Perry's roaring

[youmustbeupgraded]

Kesha - Grow A Pear
Real: I signed up for a man but you are just a b****
What I heard: I signed up for a membership youre just a b****
i was like sis what are you talking about

[The Original High]

Ariana Grande - Be My Baby

What I heard: Hold me close, I'm never cummin'
What she said: Hold me close under the covers

[nabee]

Bang Bang - Jessie J, Ari, Nicki

Actual: She got a body like an hourglass, but I can give it to you all the time
What I heard: She got a body like an ALBATROSS, but I can give it to you all the time

[Music & Science]

Kelly Clarkson - Because of You

Real: Because of you I try my hardest just to forget everything
Mine: Because of you I try my hardest just to **** in every thing

[Electra]

Kesha - Dirty Love

Real: All I need is to get in-between your sheets
What I heard: All I need is tucked in between your jeans

[mandym]

Bruno Mars' Grenade:

Real: Throw my hand on a blade for ya
What I heard: Throw my head on a plate for ya

[Rider]

Jason Derulo - Wiggle (feat. Snoop Dogg)

Real: Patty cake patty cake
With no hands

What I heard: Daddy came daddy came
With no hands

[Ultraviolence]

This one is kind of morbid and I have never brought up before but the first time I heard Sister by The Black Keys.

Real : Oh sister, what have they done to you.

What I heard : Oh sister, I wanna make love to you.

For a minute I thought Dan Auerbach was into incest.

[umich]

Originally posted by Rider

Jason Derulo - Wiggle (feat. Snoop Dogg)

Real: Patty cake patty cake
With no hands

What I heard: Daddy came daddy came
With no hands

[Heels Over Head]

Rihanna - Haunted

Real: So why do I feel her eyes on me?
What I heard: So why do I feel her ass on me?

[Rated]

Originally posted by holyground

!!!!

Break Free

Actual: Like a deadly, fever
Misheard: Like a deli, filling

Actual: Thought of your body... It was lethal, it was fatal
Misheard: Thot on your body... It was leader, it was freighter

OMG @ screaming
Why I heard this.

[Outlaws]

Originally posted by Rider

Jason Derulo - Wiggle (feat. Snoop Dogg)

Real: Patty cake patty cake
With no hands

What I heard: Daddy came daddy came
With no hands

[Latch]

I remember somebody saying they thought the lyrics in Get Me Bodied were:

hoes got a camera, now flick! flicK!

when they're really

pose for the camera, now flick! flick!

[umich]

We Found Love
Actual: we found love in a hopeless place
Misheard: we fell in love in a homeless place

😨

[Outlaws]

Originally posted by umich

We Found Love
Actual: we found love in a hopeless place
Misheard: we fell in love in a homeless place

😨

[Losing my ground]

Hollaback Girl by Gwen
Real: It's my sh**, it's my sh**
Misheard: It's magic, it's magic

Geekin' by will.i.am
Real: Get my geek get my, get my geek on
Misheard: Qué maricón, qué ma, qué maricón (what a f*ggot in Spanish )

Mary Jane Holland by Gaga
Real: I think we
Misheard: I think weed

Originally posted by Xenen

Spice Girls - 2 Become 1

The real one: "Wanna make love to ya baby"
What I thought: "Wanna make love to your baby"

[Outlaws]

Originally posted by Losing my ground

Mary Jane Holland by Gaga
Real: I think we
Misheard: I think weed

I think we'd.

That's why it does sound like weed.

[Rated]

Waterfalls by TLC
Original: Don't go chasing waterfalls
I misheard: Don't go jerk to waterfalls