Britney is a sadistic bitch tbh.
She announces a new era, I am hyped
She works with Will I Am, I am depressed
She says the album is personal

The lead single is called Work Bitch
The Video is released, am slayed
The Promo never happens, am pissed
Perfume gets released
The video gets released
She says she might tour, relieved
She extends her residency, horrified
She is looking for a new contract, YAY
She signs again with RCA (I had a mini meltdown).