We know everything about Lana. She's very predictable. Flopping really gets to her, that's why when she flopped as Lizzie Maguire she slashed and diced her face to become Lana.
Then when she got dragged after SNL she bashed and fled the US and knew she could never really promote again.
So what do you do when you can't promote? You act like you're above it and not interested in it cuz you're about the music, not the sales. But she JUMPED at the opportunity to do SNL back in 2012.
I bet 1989 will be her worst album. She just can't carry pop choruses like Max Martin makes.
She carries the choruses of WANEGBT, IKYWT and 22 without much difficulty. The WANEGBT and 22 choruses are not vocally demanding anyway (probably except for the "we-eeeee"s and the "twenty-twooooo"s).
This is SO true. Although I'm pretty sure some of them actually kinda stan for her since they RUN to SYG anytime she does a new interview but act like they don't like her so they can seem edgy.
We know everything about Lana. She's very predictable. Flopping really gets to her, that's why when she flopped as Lizzie Maguire she slashed and diced her face to become Lana.
Then when she got dragged after SNL she bashed and fled the US and knew she could never really promote again.
So what do you do when you can't promote? You act like you're above it and not interested in it cuz you're about the music, not the sales. But she JUMPED at the opportunity to do SNL back in 2012.
Lizzie Beyonceing attitudes from Gaga How can you try to pretend to have dignity when you were PUBLICLY SHAMED on national TV for an awful live performance?
Why does Lana have the attitude of a 14yo goth emo girl Her moody pouting is exasperating.
Lana can be over-dramatic but at least her interviews are interesting. I'd rather her talk about death then blab about crap like what lipstick she uses and how nice she thinks Britney's teeth are.
OMG at the TOTAL silence when "Vogue" comes on, supposedly Madge her biggest "classic" and her only "classic" to have a somewhat decent amount of YouTube views. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
When Lana performed at Glastonbury, her first major promo spot of the era, and got outshined by 100-year old Dolly Parton who also got a bigger boost on iTunes.
When her stans bragged about her tour tickets for her theater tour selling out uber fast only for a Mexican comedian (George Lopez) to end up grossing more in most American cities. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is SO true. Although I'm pretty sure some of them actually kinda stan for her since they RUN to SYG anytime she does a new interview but act like they don't like her so they can seem edgy.
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Lorde is hideous + untalented.
Agreed with ALL of this. She has the power to make people dissect her career/persona in angry, furious paragraphs. Literally a mysterious, defining pop icon.
When Lana performed at Glastonbury, her first major promo spot of the era, and got outshined by 100-year old Dolly Parton who also got a bigger boost on iTunes.
When her stans bragged about her tour tickets for her theater tour selling out uber fast only for a Mexican comedian (George Lopez) to end up grossing more in most American cities. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
But it doesn't matter in the end, she doesn't, like, care about shallow stuff like money and success, like.
Shake It off by Taylord getting them green updates on kworb after being on top of the iTunes charts for awhile now. Meanwhile, Karaoke Underperformance from American Idol hasn't had a top 10 hit on the Billboard Hot 100 since forever.
Her moody pouting is exasperating.