[jayyyxtee]

Originally posted by Bitchcraft

LETS get into it shall we

My mom isn't that messy but she was dropping f bombs all over the place

Lolol actually my mom isn't a complete mess but just I would like my own apartment already

[SHICD]

When parents lie and say they aren't drunk just to protect our "view" of them when they clearly are.

[Saint]

A nice bottle of pineapple vodka would be great right now

[Lukey]

nn my mum doesn't try to play dumb, when she's drunk like tonight, she just says "I'm pissed and I don't care"

[svperman]

Originally posted by SHICD

When parents lie and say they aren't drunk just to protect our "view" of them when they clearly are.

That sure ain't my mother

[Lukey]

Is it bad that it's 6am and I'm still drinking my vodka

[jayyyxtee]

Originally posted by SHICD

When parents lie and say they aren't drunk just to protect our "view" of them when they clearly are.

The funny thing is I can't drink a beer in front of my mom without her getting all uptight but she has a cocktail every single day

[jayyyxtee]

Originally posted by JustLuke

Is it bad that it's 6am and I'm still drinking my vodka

no keep drinking.

[Guernica]

okay the first couple times I scrolled past this gif I legit thought it was Madonna although now I can clearly see that it's Lindsay Lohan and I don't know what was wrong with me

[SHICD]

Originally posted by svperman

That sure ain't my mother

Yo mama don't give two ****s.
She came to start that ruckus.

[Lukey]

Originally posted by jayyyxtee

no keep drinking.

Damn you're just all for it.

[Bitchcraft]

Tyler Perry movies have become so cringeworthy

[SHICD]

Originally posted by jayyyxtee

The funny thing is I can't drink a beer in front of my mom without her getting all uptight but she has a cocktail every single day

She's only looking out for you in most hypocritical way possible.

[Rascal]

I haven't had alcohol in a little while. Could do with a drink.

[jayyyxtee]

Originally posted by JustLuke

Damn you're just all for it.

Well maybe you should go to sleep

I would never drink at 6 AM

[Guernica]

I don't drink and my mom actually encourages me to. Once she invited me out specifically to 'get me wasted'. I think she thinks I'm a loser or something

[Retro]

I can't wait until Hot Pink is replaced by the vastly superior Bubblegum.

[SHICD]

My parents think I'm a loser because I don't like hanging out with friends all the time even though I get invited to basically everything.

[Lukey]

Originally posted by jayyyxtee

Well maybe you should go to sleep

I would never drink at 6 AM

Oh... Thanks for saying that.

Make me feel stupid

I'm actually not tired though which is surprising and I woke up at 9am yesterday.

[Temporal]

The fact that the fire alarm in my dorm went off at 1AM makes me consider taking up sword swallowing as a hobby.