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Originally posted by Freezin
Why are Lana stans still coming for Gaga?  |
Because yes, while Ultraviolence has sold less than ARTPOP, Gags is still a coke-*****. She still cries at night about nobody caring about her. She still dies a little inside every time she hears "RO-O-O-O-O-OOOAAR". She still tries to convince everyone that she's all about "music not the bling", when everyone can see past the facade (or behind the burqa, as she would say). She will never be great. Lana is happy with her quick lil' metacritic score. No matter how much Gags her stans yell "Look!!11!! Someone is finally flopping harder than Gaga!!1!!!!" We KNOW it still kills them (and her) inside.
