I'm drinking a soy latte
I get a double shotte
it goes through my bodey
and you know I'm satisfied
I drive my mini cooper
feeling super duper
They tell me Imma trooper
and you know I'm satisfied
I do yoga and Pilates
In a room full of hotties
I'm checking out their bodies
and you know I'm satisfied
I'm digging on the isotopes
This metaphysic's **** is dope
And if all this can give me hope
You know I'm satisfied
I got a lawyer and a manager
An agent and a chef
Three nannies, an assistant
a driver and a jet
A trainer and a butler
And a bodyguard or five
A gardener and a stylist
Do you think I'm satisfied
I'd like to express my extreme point of view
I'm not Christian and I'm not a Jew
I'm just living out the American dream
And I just realized that nothing Is what it seems
