[satellites.™]

[Jonathan]

Originally posted by Giselle

That's really unfortunate.

I tell you no lies.

[Scepter]

Originally posted by Nicole

This is good although super basic like her whole career (there was a recent article about how she's basic)

*bookmarked

[DianaDolls]

you need to be banned for posting that mess

[ChandlerBing]

Originally posted by DianaDolls

she really think she some fashion icon. lord voldermort looking ass

[FattMatt]

Originally posted by Gui Blackout

http://atrl.net/forums/showthread.php?t=561395

Leo

That can't be him

[Ozzy8923]

Originally posted by Nicole

This is good although super basic like her whole career (there was a recent article about how she's basic)

OMG, this article is praising and shading all in one.

Her contemporaries all tried to steal the crown, but to no avail. Christina Aguilera had a superior voice but a foreign-sounding name. Jessica Simpson looked like a high school quarterback's ****-bucket just like Britney, but she was too curvy and too threateningly sensual. Fellow Britney-clone Willa Ford literally sang about how much of a **** she was.

Only Britney Spears could reign supreme, because all the things that made her rivals special she lacked in spades. She was so ****ing dull that we couldn't take our eyes off her. It's like seeing a really ****** painting of a lake in a truck-stop diner. Your mind starts to fixate on how anyone could make something so aggressively average without it being on purpose.

It wasn't until the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards that the carefully constructed facade known as Basic Britney began to collapse. Brit's infamous kiss with Madonna was a loud, clanging hammer blow to her image as a boring person. Never again would being truly dull be seen as a virtue. The simple act of kissing another (more famous) woman on national TV swung the proverbial door open for the likes of Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, and all of their respective imitators.

It's like them saying that she is only person who can take such basicness and make it into a global empire.

Poor others.

And that the 2003 kiss opened doors for all of her contemporaries.

[Sinister]

Originally posted by satellites.™

DianaDolls

[Chemical X.]

Originally posted by Nippy'sReceipts

i kinda miss thick hamhocked thighed bey with the country twang & pageant hair. it's a testament to how far her brand has come that she feels obliged to live up to vogue mag standards now-when she did the opposite in the past.

thick beyonce >>>

country beyonce >>>

beyonce in destiny's child >>>

b'day beyonce >>>

i don't and will never use the impostor we're stuck with today

[Ozzy8923]

OH, and then he says that we need Basic people:

Contrary to the way in which the world is moving, that's not a good thing. We need Basics. They're the ones that stay grounded, who do the important work we're all too crazy to focus on. Some of the most influental women of all time were unabashedly Basic.

Woo. And praised Blackout.

This article only reaffirms my notions of Britney's power.

[Jonathan]

ariana scalping jennette

[DianaDolls]

Originally posted by Sinister

DianaDolls

what??

[thirdward]

[Nicole]

Originally posted by MaoMars

He's 4 feet tall. No one finds these hot.

[Sinister]

Originally posted by DianaDolls

what??

you just looked so stunning in that pic that it made me cry

[Chemical X.]

that article about britney didn't lie tbh

she's a legend whether you like it or not

[DianaDolls]

Originally posted by Sinister

you just looked so stunning in that pic that it made me cry

thats foxy brown nasty smelly hoe ass dont play with me

[ChandlerBing]

Godney wins however you spin it. She's undraggable.

[DianaDolls]

foxy dry ass ***** like the crack in the ground of arizona desert why she could never produce a kid

[bringhimdowndown]

Is Brewno gay?