[ElectricFrancis]

Originally posted by rihannafan

Her ****** performances

Her shows are so boring

[rihannafan]

[slobro]

Global iTunes Artist Ranking
147 Mariah Carey
189 Madonna

[Chemist]

Originally posted by Nicole

Don't leave your kids alone with rihannafan though. He's a mess. Not in an MJ kinda way but my daughter has a book that teaches the different sounds animals make.

So one day I asked her, what does a dog do? She barked.

A cat? She meowed.

A cow? She mooed.

A lion? She roared.

A monkey? She started singing SIngle Ladies.

I hope your maid teaches her how to shake her hips

[BAYAR]

Originally posted by Nicole

This was fun

I had this one dude in my classes who was obviously gay when I started, but I never really bothered. I'm in my third year now doing psychology and this bottom (he's still in his second year) comes up to me and asks: "You're gay right?". Me: "Yep". This happened two months ago. Then he goes on and on how he has banged countless girls and apparently he even had a gf last year. We were sitting in the lunch room and literally, the whole uni was there. I've never seen so many people munching the **** out of their food. Anyway, then he asks me how its like to **** or get ****ed by a guy. I'm like: "it's fun I guess? I have a bf and he's only the second person I've shared my bed with so yeah". He then laughs and continues trying to shade me and gays in general.

Then this girl who likes me a lot asked him "Wait, aren't you gay?". I start to grin. He looked shocked as if the world was about to be nuked and said: "No no no! I like girls man". I say: "But you like horses... your hobby is to ride horses for fun and pet them etc... You also like listening to Katy Perry on spotify a lot". I saw his laptop once. He starts crying, just out of nowhere and shouts at me: "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!". It was a MESS. He leaves.

Fast forward one week, he's out of the closet and right now, he's been rumoured to have been sleeping with A LOT of men (which is true cause I have my connections). He goes out to trashy gay clubs almost every weekend. I'm surprised he hasn't committed suicide yet since the whole uni is talking mad **** behind his back. It's hilarious.

[C/H/A/N/E/L]

I wanna know how you can have a meltdown and make fun of a woman for having cancer but then get so upset about someone denying bisexuality that smoke flies out of your ears as you destroy your keyboard to respond. Enlighten me how that works.

[collin]

OMFG Not Katy Perry on Spotify a lot! Jesus Christ Our Lord.

[Lord Blackout]

[Braz]

Originally posted by X/O/X/O

Quote this post if you haven't made fun of someone for having cancer!

[rihannafan]

@2:28 LMAO I love her

[BobBertran1992]

Originally posted by Nicole

Don't leave your kids alone with rihannafan though. He's a mess. Not in an MJ kinda way but my daughter has a book that teaches the different sounds animals make.

So one day I asked her, what does a dog do? She barked.

A cat? She meowed.

A cow? She mooed.

A lion? She roared.

A monkey? She started singing SIngle Ladies.

No goat jokes?

Yes Shakira stans, we're saved!

[johnsuxx]

Originally posted by slobro

Global iTunes Artist Ranking
147 Mariah Carey
189 Madonna

Global iTunes Artist Ranking
3 (+1) Katy Perry
21 (-1) Lady Gaga

Worldwide iTunes Chart
15 (+6) PRISM
23 (-1) ARTPOP

[Giselle]

Y'all are still talking about bisexuality?

[M!X]

@ Mariah outcharting Madonna with multiple new singles released since 2013

[Doogle]

Originally posted by BAYAR

I had this one dude in my classes who was obviously gay when I started, but I never really bothered. I'm in my third year now doing psychology and this bottom (he's still in his second year) comes up to me and asks: "You're gay right?". Me: "Yep". This happened two months ago. Then he goes on and on how he has banged countless girls and apparently he even had a gf last year. We were sitting in the lunch room and literally, the whole uni was there. I've never seen so many people munching the **** out of their food. Anyway, then he asks me how its like to **** or get ****ed by a guy. I'm like: "it's fun I guess? I have a bf and he's only the second person I've shared my bed with so yeah". He then laughs and continues trying to shade me and gays in general.

Then this girl who likes me a lot asked him "Wait, aren't you gay?". I start to grin. He looked shocked as if the world was about to be nuked and said: "No no no! I like girls man". I say: "But you like horses... your hobby is to ride horses for fun and pet them etc... You also like listening to Katy Perry on spotify a lot". I saw his laptop once. He starts crying, just out of nowhere and shouts at me: "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!". It was a MESS. He leaves.

Fast forward one week, he's out of the closet and right now, he's been rumoured to have been sleeping with A LOT of men (which is true cause I have my connections). He goes out to trashy gay clubs almost every weekend. I'm surprised he hasn't committed suicide yet since the whole uni is talking mad **** behind his back. It's hilarious.

The Katy Perry part. I noticed all the straights that never go to lessons in my school that basically live in the common room are CONSTANTLY playing Dark Horse. One guy said the other day he wants to buy Prism and I was so shocked. It's probably cooler for a straight guy to like Katy at this point than Gaga. Although someone tried to play Roar and they got dragged, so maybe they just got behind Dark Horse because there was a black guy "rapping" on it.

[Chemist]

#Beautiful
#222 Philippines
#260 Denmark
#316 South Africa

You're Mine
#364 Philippines

The Art of Letting Go
N/A

I love me some Mooriah but what kind of bomb

[C/H/A/N/E/L]

This obsession with Nicole is giving me slimane12 teas.

[rihannafan]

Originally posted by GreasyBruce

Ironic how Casey "Nicole" Anthoney always makes Britney child abuse jokes

Nicole always takes care of her children from what I've seen. They were 100% safe the whole time I've seen them with her.

[Elusive Chanteuse]

Originally posted by BAYAR

I had this one dude in my classes who was obviously gay when I started, but I never really bothered. I'm in my third year now doing psychology and this bottom (he's still in his second year) comes up to me and asks: "You're gay right?". Me: "Yep". This happened two months ago. Then he goes on and on how he has banged countless girls and apparently he even had a gf last year. We were sitting in the lunch room and literally, the whole uni was there. I've never seen so many people munching the **** out of their food. Anyway, then he asks me how its like to **** or get ****ed by a guy. I'm like: "it's fun I guess? I have a bf and he's only the second person I've shared my bed with so yeah". He then laughs and continues trying to shade me and gays in general.

Then this girl who likes me a lot asked him "Wait, aren't you gay?". I start to grin. He looked shocked as if the world was about to be nuked and said: "No no no! I like girls man". I say: "But you like horses... your hobby is to ride horses for fun and pet them etc... You also like listening to Katy Perry on spotify a lot". I saw his laptop once. He starts crying, just out of nowhere and shouts at me: "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!". It was a MESS. He leaves.

Fast forward one week, he's out of the closet and right now, he's been rumoured to have been sleeping with A LOT of men (which is true cause I have my connections). He goes out to trashy gay clubs almost every weekend. I'm surprised he hasn't committed suicide yet since the whole uni is talking mad **** behind his back. It's hilarious.

Poor guy. I hope he didn't develop a gay affectation overnight. Its very odd how that works.

[sGabe4]

if GodGa released MANiCURE then Gypsy, I'd legit stan for that short 4 weeks period