[BadBitch]

what you’re waiting for?
It’s open house, why don’t you take a tour
You got them keys, I’ll open up the door
Oh you’re what I need

[MrPeanut]

DWUW looks well-poised in Europe.

Lad Gag needs to release that video.

[Nippy'sReceipts]

Miss Jackson has arrived. Too distraught to talk. She was very fond of Britney Jean. Some say she saw herself in her. Guests should steer clear from JT's car by the way.

[BobBertran1992]

Originally posted by Duca

http://atrl.net/?t=469279 omg

I was checking some lists themed ''Best of 2013...'' and saw the RT one and their butt licking journalism towards JT, I almost skipped the list ( that happened after seeing Blurred Lines on top 50 )

[BadBitch]

Originally posted by RichGirlPlanet

Two unwanted visitors get booted: 'hot 100 charting song or GET OUT'




The two women were later identified as Teyana Tyler and Cassie Aiko.

[Nicole]

Beyonce has a few words to say.

Britney,

You were special

You were brave

You were strong

Sinceritarily,

Beyonce

[Ozzy8923]

Originally posted by Clump

This is just the start, Ozknee. They still need to bring Britney's parents (via hologram) to speak.
(Here they are in happier times)

nnn YAS

Can't wait for Michael his soliloquy.

Someone needs to keep watch over him tho. Am afraid he might do things with Brint her corpse.

[Ramos]

Baby One More Time WW certifications.

[Guero]

Lorde says she likes 2NE1

She said, "Personally, I really like K-Pop groups. I particularly like the musician Lee Hi. I want to try a collaboration with Lee Hi. I also like 2NE1.

Wait! Let me purchase a copy of Pure Heroine.

[HighwayHooker]

Madonna makes a grand entrance

[Duca]

Originally posted by Nicole

Beyonce has a few words to say.

Britney,

You were special

You were brave

You were strong

Sinceritarily,

Beyonce

I heard her speech was pre-recorded. Britney her unparalleled impact lives on.

[Ramos]

[Nicole]

Madonna arrives and strips to reveal Britney's name on her ass...to make a "statement about how the media destroys young stars."

[rihannafan]

Chelsea handler takes the stage to deliver a disheartening speech.:

Today, I am here to honor the presence (or lack thereof) of Britney spears. Now I know i have insulted her a lot in the past, but Britney meant a lot to me. Well, yeah, she had less rights than a pet dog, and had the singing ability of a chipmunk, but know that she always had a place in my heart. Also, I would like to say that sshe's probably in a better place no, or as britney would say "yeah, it's cool!"

[Ramos]

[Guero]

Originally posted by rihannafan

Chelsea handler takes the stage to deliver a disheartening speech.:

Today, I am here to honor the presence (or lack thereof) of Britney spears. Now I know i have insulted her a lot in the past, but Britney meant a lot to me. Well, yeah, she had less rights than a pet dog, and had the singing ability of a chipmunk, but know that she always had a place in my heart. Also, I would like to say that sshe's probably in a better place no, or as britney would say "yeah, it's cool!"

You sure this isn't SSandra her speech?

[Ramos]

[Duca]

[Halien4Life]

Originally posted by Clump

And now to lead us through this funeral and to guide Britney's soul to her final resting place, Reverend X.

Originally posted by Guero

You will are so childish?

[Clump]

Originally posted by Guero

You sure this isn't SSandra her speech?

No she's coming later with a special guest star who flew in all the way from Argentina. He's a little camera shy, so hopefully we can get him on film.