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Originally posted by CaptainMusic
Monsters drag Rihanna for low first week sales - Applause sells less than an Ariana Grande song
Monsters drag Katy for being local - Applause bombs worldwide
Monsters drag Britney for working with Will.i.am - Gaga works with him on ARTPOP
Monsters drag Rihanna for Battleship - Gaga gets terrible reviews for Machete Kills
Yikes.

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The army made fun of Christina becoming a TV judge - Britney becomes a judge and gets fired
The army made fun of Christina being a features act - Britney becomes dependent on will.i.am's name and her solo single flops
The army cackled at Christina's lack of touring power - Britney becomes a casino act
The army made fun of Your Body flopping - Ooh La La and Work Bitch flopped
