I can't help taking the drugs on a Saturday night.
I can't help being a **** on a Saturday night.
You are what the kids these days would call a ****.Which is a terrible thing to say about someone who just died (even though you didn't). But apparently there's no denying that you are one
See what I mean? It looks especially ratty in this gif. Thomas, the time has come today for you to invest in your future by buying a nice lace front with voluminous waves. May I recommend Tabatha Coffey's line?
You are what the kids these days would call a ****.Which is a terrible thing to say about someone who just died (even though you didn't). But apparently there's no denying that you are one
I can't think of a better way to commemorate a ****'s life than to write a musical about them.
See what I mean? It looks especially ratty in this gif. Thomas, the time has come today for you to invest in your future by buying a nice lace front with voluminous waves. May I recommend Tabatha Coffey's line?
I bet you don't even have a wig. Quite unlike moi.
It was modelled after Kurt Cobain, so it's blond with really long, dark roots. It drives all of the boys wild.
Well, I don't really have to use one though. My natural oak-brown hair shines bright like a diamond and is softer than a little white kitty that had little brown spots all over its body which you could just cuddle with for 3 hours straight. I guess your musty ginger hair just doesn't quite satisfy
Oh I'm sure it drives all them boys crazy, but not in a good way. Unlike when they look at my bubble but and start chasing me around the block
Who would want that ratty ol' thing Thomas calls his wig anyway?
