I imagine the Applause video will be an artistic reinterpretation of the time she broke her hip on stage.
The song begins and she'll fall down dramatically, lay on stage and WEEP as she looks out to a bunch of speechless fans.
She then gets sucked backwards (à la Paranormal Activity) and the curtain begins to close - the music stops.
Gaga begins to hear voices in her head: "She's over", "She's a flop", "The Clown of Pop".
It then pans in on the audience as they scream louder and clap maniacally.
This then triggers Gaga to fly out of the curtains in clown makeup as she ascends like some biblical figure.
The video then ends with a link to a petition to stop Russia from hosting the Olympic Games due to the anti-gay situation.
