[ChapelHooker]

[MikeFenty]

Originally posted by SLAYANNA NAVY

So she learnt from you?

Why would she want to learn from some asian twink?She needs someone with an actual ass and we have all seen EOA ass (judging from that Best Buy Event)

[Rihhyonce]

These gifs gives me so much LIFEEEEEEEEEEE.

[MikeFenty]

Thank you for praising my avi

[Kang.]

http://stan-wars.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Rihanna

This is so funny.

[MikeFenty]

She has sold about 500 million records worldwide (Singles are records. 80 million is almost 100, 100 is almost halfway to 300, which is more than halfway to 500. # webadyoumad)

She is best known for the game of live-action Mortal Kombat she and Fistopher played the night before the Grammys in 2009.

he found Rihanna’s picture and profile on a website for teenage mail order brides of Barbados. He liked what he saw and had her shipped to America in a crate of mangoes. She arrived to America via FedEx 2-Day express.
2 weeks later she had 10 #1 singles.

She dances like she has polio.
Her live singing sounds like hot, decaying, Caribbean death.

she Instagrams pictures of her bowel movements and gynecological exams

How To Throw Shade Like A Rihanna Stan

As a Rihanna stan, your shade doesn’t have to be coherent, cohesive, creative or even remotely funny.
It does not need to be attached to reality, logic or any musical history. Just put a sassy GIF on it, sprinkle it with hashtags and assume that all stans are pressed over Rihanna doing things that their fave probably accomplished 10 years ago and always have another Rihanna come behind you to make you think you actually had a good read.

[MikeFenty]

The Queen better SERVEEE

[M A R N ✮]

Originally posted by MikeFenty

The Queen better SERVEEE

[M A R N ✮]

Originally posted by rihannafan

thanks sis, its hot

[Rihhyonce]

Navy, let us gather and form a prayer circle for Rihanna's swift and speedy recovery.

[MikeFenty]

The Right Now promo started

[MikeFenty]

Rihanna **** film is so coming out soon featuring Jenn Rosales,Melissa Forde&Leandra

[Rihhyonce]

Originally posted by MikeFenty

The Right Now promo started

I'm screaming.

The NBA better STAN for Right now.

[Kang.]

However, it appears Right Now is not as bad as I initially found it?

[SLAYANNA NAVY]

Its slightly grown on me, still hate the breakdown tbh.

[Rihhyonce]

Originally posted by Kang.

However, it appears Right Now is not as bad as I initially found it?

Originally posted by SLAYANNA NAVY

Its slightly grown on me, still hate the breakdown tbh.

Dead @ me just thinking the same exact thing.

I actually don't mind Right Now being the next single, but I'd prefer Jump. I just need a BOMB video for whichever one they choose.

[MikeFenty]

I wouldn't mind it as a single but she would have to learn choreo for it which she hasn't since it's not on DWT if she releases "Jump" she already knows the choreo and she has been doing it for months now and we won't have that "awkward first performance of the song"

[Flame]

Has anyone else heard this? I didn't think that anything could beat the original, but *swoon*

This is so good.

[JonathanMinaj]

Originally posted by ChapelHooker

[M A R N ✮]

I think Right Now will be a single over Jump.