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Twitter has been proving that children were indeed left behind since 2006. This is why DumbestTweets.com exists and is never out of material. There are currently 400 posts sitting in drafts and over 1,700 posts have been published.
Anywho, it’s about that time of the year where I am tasked with the super tough job of narrowing down all the grammatically-challenged and logic-lacking tweets that were posted this year into a measly 50. It’s like having to pick a pair of shoes as my favorite. SO. HARD. But I did it. Here’s the first 25, in no particular order:
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RT @_goddamnjas: Zoe Saldana is pretty but she’s anne or resick! She needs to eat!
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RT @megatronjr: My girl gave me an ulta mate him. Give her my password to my macbook or break up. What do i do
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RT @TaeAnt11: Wait. Obama got 64 states & Romney got 40???? Bitch we only got 51 states!!
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RT @if_itaint_b: Derrick Rose trying to speak on National Television like he doesn’t have a speech peppermint
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RT @___SDJ: Scissors?! This is what the lesbian race has come too?! Sticking scissors in each other?!
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RT @KeishaCakesXXX: WET LIKE DA SPECIFIC OCEAN!!
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RT @razorramon_: salary and ranch taste good as ****!
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RT @Justcam21: I can’t wait to cut the andbuildadacord when my daughter is born
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RT @brownlady25: To my calculation if I save $38 each week, I can have a million with in 3 yrs! Sounds like a plan to me!
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RT @Bj843: U gon get what’s coming to you tho… Caramel is a bitch.
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RT @IPhone_Jerome: Jim Jones bout to merry Kimbella congrats on there In gadge mint black love is beautiful
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RT @citychamp: damn whitney houston oddtopsee results came back… cocaine.
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RT @DannySwift: Shaq got his doctor It’s degree. #swag
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RT @rayplusray: Our generation has made a mochary of marraige.
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RT @itsjust_Ashley: Charlotte dumb ass. RT @Latron_James: What’s the pig’s name from Charlotte’s web?
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RT @CocoMuffen: gotta go see my ghanacolleges today
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RT @__Mookie: Dude asked me if we can meet up for a cap of chino lmao…GAY
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RT @foreva_RN_ladii: oh my 3yr old god son call me to sing for lease Navidad and but getting mad when I started singing with him
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RT @Dec8Baby: Is whippy gold bird gay?
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RT @LadyBSmart: It was a mescado kind of night.
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RT @junior904g: Is it true that fried oysters are an afrodezyact?
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RT @MandaSwaggie: Kurt Cobain is that guy from Glee, right?
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RT @Blakeseaz: So hot in the office one of the secretaries thought she was metal pausing.
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RT @cmp_66: Ladies do you prefer natural birth or sea sexion?
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RT @madame4madame: Beyonce was born in Houston… not Texas.
RT @Keeeeyz: Drake is Canadian? say word I thought he was from Toronto…
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RT @whysotrill: Frank Ocean is buy sexual? What’s that mean?
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RT @NerdRat: I think Elle Varner has some sexual inewwindows in that song refill
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RT @FictitiousRisa: I always ovary act to small stuff.
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RT @DeiondraSanders: Who’s winning the Chicago & Bulls game?
RT @_MACCole: I hope it’s Heat vs. Miami in the finals. that’s gon be a good ass game.
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RT @PhillipBranham: Your dairy air looks rather ravishing from this vantage point.
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RT @beautythreat: He love it that I’m boll leg it.
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RT @DulahMAN: Are you Republican or Dominican!???? Be honest
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RT @AngusBiggar: MJ died at 58. Whitney died at 48. JFK died at 38. Amy Winehouse died at 28. Justin Bieber is almost 18… Just saying.
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RT @RetroTheron: Cream Abdul Jabar was overrated as ****.
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RT @StevenJDixon: If you are still a girlfriend, that is why you are not a wife. #Don’tMakeMeGoHard
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