I swear I had Lana Del Rey in my store today. This young woman and her mother came to my checkout earlier, and the girl was kind of shady because she kept popping her bubblegum and wouldn't make eye contact. And the mother was like, "My daughter wanted to come to your checkout because she loves your hair." And the girl looked up and said, "Yeah, it's ballin'." Like, the whitest girl I've ever seen and she says that. She looks so much like Lana! I wanted to stalk her and force her to become friends with me.
