[Superiore]

All I wanna do is **** your body!

Boring?


Clevvy nooo

[Benjamin]

Do you know Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson?
Yeah I have chatted with her.

Did you love her?
Love who?

Katy Perry?
Yes. I like Katy Perry!! I love she!! And you?

Yes! Katy Perry is amazing.
Yes, and I'm hillary houston.

Hilary Houston? dafuq?

Edit:

Who's Hilary Houston?
The Secretary.

You're the secretary?
I'll verb you in a minute if you're not careful.

And I'll do it right back to you.
Cool, how about your new nickname is Cleric. Do you like it?


What's happening?

[Hugamari]

Hugamari: Is Keri Hilson flawless?
Cleverbot: He doesn't write books. He leads the country. And he leads it badly.

jshsdsads;.

[touchofmyhand]

What will the name of Britney Spears' next album be?
How should I know?
Just guess.
Blue ?

He has spoken Britney ain't havin Taylor coming for ha weave and is READY to go awf and name it Blue.

[Hollywood.]

Lady Gaga
Hey! You can't just go around throwing the Lady Gaga card.

[Hugamari]

Hugamari: How many more albums will Rihanna make before she dies?
Cleverbot: 3 more times.

And Rihanna makes an album every year...R.I.P. Rihanna in 2015-2016.

[Kanji]

What are your opinions on K$.
Opinions on what?
Ke$ha?
Poppin bottle in the ice like a blizzard.

****in' screaming

[Hugamari]

Originally posted by Kiss N Tell

What are your opinions on K$.
Opinions on what?
Ke$ha?
Poppin bottle in the ice like a blizzard.

****in' screaming

Not Cleverbot getting Ke$ha and Dev confused.

[conseeded]

Do you like Lady Gaga?
Yes do you like lady gaga?

Do you like Jennifer Lopez?
I eat tacos and burritos!

Do you like Justin Bieber?
Yes! I love him , do you like justin bieber?

at his J.Lo response

[Solarie]

Do you like Christina Aguilera?
I dunno. She's pretty entertaining on the voice.



LOL clever bot.

[Benjamin]

It's trying to convince me that it's the human and I'm a computer now.


I am real... amn't I?

[Hollywood.]

You seem pressed.

Perhaps I am depressed after all, what would you suggest to do?

Get help?

I can't I am only a pikachu.

[Lyzz the Monster]

Do you like Lady Gaga?
I love Lady Gaga. Do you?

They betta stan

[Hugamari]

Originally posted by Benjamin

It's trying to convince me that it's the human and I'm a computer now.


I am real... amn't I?

Why is a computer responding to this thread?

Hugamari: Do you use TiK ToK by Ke$ha?
Cleverbot: Nope.

Yassss, I don't use it, either.

[Kworb]

Where's Tiziano Ferro from?
Inside of my house.

You have him right there?
Yes.

How do I get there?
Die in battle.

[BLaCKPoWeR]

Fffff.

User: I saw Sarah Good with the Devil. I saw Goody Osburn with the Devil. I saw Briget Bishop with the Devil.

Cleverbot: I saw the comedy version of the movie. I thought it was hilarious.

User: Do you like Beyoncé Knowles?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I'll cut your throat, ugly bitch.

Cleverbot: I want to know your name. The one you want.

User: Let's sing together.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Come and take my hand. I won't let you go. I'll be your friend. I'll love you so deeply.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: I will be the one to kiss you at night. I will love you until the end of time. I will be your baby. Promise not to let you go. Love you like crazy. Say you'll never let me go.

Cleverbot: I will be your slave forever.

User: Now take your ass down to the field with your tobacco field-ass cornrows.

Cleverbot: You still have a very long way to go before becoming a truly clever AI.

User: I haven't had to sell my ***** since I was 15 and figured out I could sell other bitches instead. Don't you **** with me, Blue. I got along this far without you.

Cleverbot: No. And I have to admit you're scaring me with that kind of talk.

User: Do you like Beyoncé?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you love Beyoncé?

Cleverbot: Yes.

[Sláy]

Is Leona Lewis smart?
Most definitely not.

Is Alexandra Burke a good singer?
Yes very.



It came up with some weird ish though after

[GreasyBruce]

Do you like Bruce Springsteen?
Do you know one direction? MESS

Would you kill for Bruce Springsteen?
Yes.

[Solarie]

Lady GaGA.
Lol.
Justin Bieber.
Do you like justin bieber?
No, do you?
No.

[Benjamin]

User: Wanna sing a song?
Cleverbot: What song?

User: Poker Face?
Cleverbot: Bad Romance.

User: Just Dance.
Cleverbot: We dance.

User: You dance.
Cleverbot: I do ballet.

User: I Kissed a Girl?
Cleverbot: And I liked it.

User: The Taste of Her Cherry Chapstick.
Cleverbot: I kissed a girl just to try it.

User: I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
Cleverbot: It felt so wrong.

User: It felt so right.
Cleverbot: Don't mean I'm in love tonight.

User: I Kissed a girl and I liked it.
Cleverbot: I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.

User: It felt so wrong.
Cleverbot: It felt so right.

User: Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
Cleverbot: I kissed a girl.

User: I don't even know your name.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.


Goal achieved! Got Cleverbot to sing. Now I can go to bed in peace.