My friend of 6 years and I went into a promotional relationship on Facebook to jokingly try to
get on to Homecoming Court this year, because we are seniors...
If Dillon brings another "guest" to the house tonight, there's going to be a Mariah / Nicki situation about to pop off.
Okay, maybe not. But still. I had headphones in and I still couldn't sleep.
Leave the one good roommate I have alone or there will be a Drake/Chris Brown situation popping off in this house. For your information, Dylan's guest and he were finished in less than two minutes (performance issues on the guest's part) and the rest of the night, the room right above ours had sounds coming from it that made it seem like there was a massive (four person) orgy going on. Get your facts straight
I take it you're guest-free tonight, eh?
Yew better watch out before you catch somethin' 
I hope your bush ignites on fire.