I'm so awkward around my crush omg. I was eating dinner with him and his friend and I didn't know what to do so I just talked on my cellphone the whole time
I'm so awkward around my crush omg. I was eating dinner with him and his friend and I didn't know what to do so I just talked on my cellphone the whole time
5 STEPS FOR SEDUCING A MALE CRUSH IN 5 DAYS:
1.) "Accidentally" brush up against his leg.
2.) Wait a day, and then "accidentally" swipe your hand over his ass.
3.) After another day, "accidentally" touch his dick.
4.) And after another day, walk up to him, forcefully clutch his crotch (on purpose this time), stare into his eyes, and say "I WANT TO HAVE SMEX WITH YOU." Then walk away.
5.) By the 5th day, he should be crawling all over you. And you will have won yourself a boyfriend and/or sextoy.
The man im in LOVE with, who is also my boss, 32, and married btw is now seperated from his wife... He's not wearing the ring anymore either.
This makes me a bit sad to see this happen to him.. Because he's such a nice guy.. But at the same time, I love him more than anything in the world and wish he'd come to me which will probably never happen
The man im in LOVE with, who is also my boss, 32, and married btw is now seperated from his wife... He's not wearing the ring anymore either.
This makes me a bit sad to see this happen to him.. Because he's such a nice guy.. But at the same time, I love him more than anything in the world and wish he'd come to me which will probably never happen
I'm so awkward around my crush omg. I was eating dinner with him and his friend and I didn't know what to do so I just talked on my cellphone the whole time
I'm so awkward around mine too. Near the beginning of summer I talked to him a ton, and over the summer we didn't see each other at all. Now that school's started I can't even be in the same room as him without my face being red and I even stutter a little.
2.) Wait a day, and then "accidentally" swipe your hand over his ass.
3.) After another day, "accidentally" touch his dick.
4.) And after another day, walk up to him, forcefully clutch his crotch (on purpose this time), stare into his eyes, and say "I WANT TO HAVE SMEX WITH YOU." Then walk away.
5.) By the 5th day, he should be crawling all over you. And you will have won yourself a boyfriend and/or sextoy.
Now sis what percentage success rating does this have?
Number 4
I'm so awkward around mine too. Near the beginning of summer I talked to him a ton, and over the summer we didn't see each other at all. Now that school's started I can't even be in the same room as him without my face being red and I even stutter a little.
Omg that sounds just like me And earlier my friend told him something that she shouldn't have told him, dumb bitch I got so freaking red.
2.) Wait a day, and then "accidentally" swipe your hand over his ass.
3.) After another day, "accidentally" touch his dick.
4.) And after another day, walk up to him, forcefully clutch his crotch (on purpose this time), stare into his eyes, and say "I WANT TO HAVE SMEX WITH YOU." Then walk away.
5.) By the 5th day, he should be crawling all over you. And you will have won yourself a boyfriend and/or sextoy.
You notice these steps cannot work for girls when you acknowledge you cannot pass the first step without getting slapped first. WAIT, it gets weirder as I continue reading the other four steps.
I'm so awkward around my crush omg. I was eating dinner with him and his friend and I didn't know what to do so I just talked on my cellphone the whole time
When I'm around my crush I'm a dead beat. Seriously, I didn't know I could be so boring!
And earlier my friend told him something that she shouldn't have told him, 
I got so freaking red.
