You: have your heard Blow Me (One Last Kiss) already?
Stranger: no
Stranger: give me a sec and I will
(......)
Stranger: its not bad
Stranger: the song
You: check out her new album on 18th Sept.!
This was fun.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where from?
You: somewhere , I wanna talk to you about something.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I listen
You: Do you know that P!nk is releasing her album on 18th of September?
Stranger: No
Stranger: sorry...
You: Well go to google, find it and buy it on septemebr 18th or i will find you, understood?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: none of your buisness
Stranger: lol ok how are you
You: im feel like Chaos & Piss
Stranger: oh really?
You: yeah feel like taking my Walk of Shame
You: but atleast im not a **** Like You
Stranger: lol imnot a **** tho
You: well why dont you Beam Me Up and tell me about The Truth About Love
Stranger: lol erm ok?
You: can i ask you something tho
Stranger: ok...
You: well Here Comes The Weekend and im thinking Where Did The Beat Go? do you know?
Stranger: erm lol no.... where did it go haha
You: maybe if we Try to Run get The Great Escape we will find it and you can Just Give Me A Reason why you want My Signature Move
Stranger: what are you on about?
You: sorry Is This Thing On? i feel asif im on a Timebomb
Stranger: why do you feel like that
You: just remember the Good Old Days wondering Are We All We Are
Stranger: are we all what?
You: We Are, also How Comes Youre Not Here?
Stranger: i dont know haha
You: OK BUY P!NKS NEW ALBUM OUT 18TH SEPTEMBER 'THE TRUTH ABOUT LOVE' OUT FOR PRE-ORDER ;D
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Do you know about Pink's new album coming out?
Stranger: yea kinda heard it
You: are you into her?
Stranger: so so
You: buy her album, its called Truth About Love, out on Sept. 18
Stranger: ok I will if you get naked for me
You: promise you'll buy it?
Stranger: sure. now show me what you got
You: k
Stranger: oh wow..........
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Rated XXX
You: Hi
Stranger: M 17
You: never mind that , i wanna talk to you about a very special gurl.
Stranger: Ok are u a male
You: YES.
Stranger: What do u need
You: Do you know a singer named P!nk?
Stranger: Yeah
You: Buy her new album on 18th on september!
Stranger: Why
You: Because i said so.