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Originally posted by Maven
People need to stop giving me "advice". I don't care if having a crush
on a married man is unhealthy; I'm making music because of it.
^My first ever gif makes its debut. |
You should send a love letter to your crush whenever his wife isn't home, and you should fill the envelope with candy, except the candy should be laced with Rohypnol, and then you should spy on him with binoculars from a tree outside his house to watch him eat the candy, and once he eats the candy, you can go inside and "get busy." Oh, and if he doesn't eat the candy, shoot him with a tranquilizer dart.
...I'm a terrible person.
