Lol, what are some funny stuff you've all done in school?
I wore my moms sliver bra under my hoodie once and my friend took it out of my bookbag during lunch and the lunch ladies snatched it like no tomorrow. That's also the day i learned my mom was a D-CUP
I used to think Fidel Castro (my parents are Cuban, there was a lot of talk about him in my home when I was a child) was a giant that lived in a deep dark hole, who was naked all the time, and looked like George Washington.
I believed in Santa until I saw my mom bringing the gifts from the car into the house. I stood in front of her and asked her what she was doing and she COMPLETELY ignored me. I used to make toast with butter for him, too. I never did make him milk and cookies because I thought he already ate enough of that for one night.
I also thought Santa came in through a REALLY small pipe on my roof, since we don't have a chimney.
I thought sex was when a penis and a vagina touched and then a baby was made magically with that one touch. I used to think my sister was pregnant with twins (she was actually just really fat) and seeing that 9 months later they were not born, I assumed they were dead inside of her. I even named the twins for her, Arnold and Anastasia.
I remember one Halloween when i was coming back from school my lil 4th grade self started singing some original ass The Nightmare Before Christmas musical ****.
My sister used to think she could make her own lunch for school. She would just grab a lunch box and throw in the first thing she saw. One day she took only a can of tomato sauce to school for lunch.
My sister used to think she could make her own lunch for school. She would just grab a lunch box and throw in the first thing she saw. One day she took only a can of tomato sauce to school for lunch.
I wore my moms sliver bra under my hoodie once and my friend took it out of my bookbag during lunch and the lunch ladies snatched it like no tomorrow. That's also the day i learned my mom was a D-CUP
My sister used to think she could make her own lunch for school. She would just grab a lunch box and throw in the first thing she saw. One day she took only a can of tomato sauce to school for lunch.
I remember my young self tried to run away once, i was taking my toys and food from my house and putting em into such a basic black plastic bag. i didn't even make it out the door
I once told this girl I was going to cut her like a fish.
omg the walk of shame to global class and how my teacher asked if i were confused.