Serious question. Some of these have gotten a lil' bit out of hand, and I think it's time we determine which ones are valid and which ones aren't.

male
female

straight
gay
bi
asexual
(maybe pansexual but it sounds the same as bi to me idgi)

i actually just choose not to acknowledge any of them
sleep with whomever and be attracted to whomever its chill

Poll's up. Forgot "pansexual" but it's basically the same as bi I guess

every single one

Heterosexual only.

All of them except for heterosexual and bisexual

All of them.