Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed a ritual that turns you into a mermaid. Here are the steps:
1. Take a glas of Apple Juice, put some suggar in it, and put it in the fridge until it cools
2. try to drink it in less that 5 seconds
3. then go to itunes , search "Rita Ora" (or Bebe Rexha)
4. When you see "Ora (deluxe)" click "Buy/Purchase" (if it isnt available in your country purchase "I don't wanna grow up" )
5. Then say the following "
Goddess of Love, by the power of Prende , turn me into a beautiful mermaid full of beauty" while you're standing on one foot. Then say "
Amen Satan"
6. Gift the same album you purchased to one of your friends and repeat step 5 each time you do that.
7.
The following step is crucial! : Repeat step 6 a couple of times until you turn into a mermaid
Congrats , you're a mermaid now!
This works. A friend of mine tried it and she's a mermaid now
