Explosive device: German police called to a bomb scare found that the 'suspicious buzzing' had been caused by a vibrating penis ring
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Police were called to the gambling hall in Halberstadt after a member of staff reported hearing suspicious vibrations echoing from a metal garbage bin in the men's toilet, police said.
More than 90 people were evacuated from the business and nearby premises, and a nearby street was closed off.
Three explosives experts of the Office of Criminal Investigation in the state of Saxony-Anhalt were called in to defuse the 'bomb'
However, when the bomb squad examined the bin, they found that the explosive device was in fact a battery-powered vibrating penis ring.
dd; can you imagine having to stand up in front of everyone and be like "No it's okay, it's just my vibrating **** ring you guys. I repeat, it's not a bomb, just my **** RING. sorry for the confusion!"
dd; can you imagine having to stand up in front of everyone and be like "No it's okay, it's just my vibrating **** ring you guys. I repeat, it's not a bomb, just my **** RING. sorry for the confusion!"
