Gwyneth Paltrow named her child after an alcoholic beverage.


this entire time this WASP has been hiding behind the whole "health" shtick when actually, just like every white blond Protestant, she's just an alcoholic all along.

I learnt something today

Being the girlfriend of Tony Stark would drive anyone to alcoholism

oh yeah sis, they're all just a bunch of dirty drunks. a blond white chick can chug more lager than an Irishman.