Uses delightfully shady terms such as "You might be surprised by the
imposing brawn of Ben Affleck" while referring to Christian Bale as
"muscled up"
Says "Mr. Wayne" piled on even more pounds.
And my personal favorite, "Ben Affleck lumbers around like a human bull in a Gotham china shop."
States in conclusion that perhaps it is time to put the "weight-bench" away and that when it comes to Batman, "bigger isn’t always better".
all carefully chosen words to soothe the fragile ego (we all saw how he was about to cry like a little baby when he heard critics trashed this trainwreck film), but it all comes down to one universal, inescapable truth:
Ben Affleck is just too F-A-T to play the role.
