"But what you kids are doing is illegal, you know that right?" The reported asked. "Yeah lel." Katie, one of the other emu lesbians said. "Is there anything you would like to say before they take you guys to prison?" The reporter asked. "Lel this won't be the first time any of us are in handcuffs." Another emu lesbian named Chloe said. "Lel tru." Boobi, another emu lesbian said, giving Chloe a boob five.
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Even tho the squad was sad bc of the NSA & stupid Obama & his dumb grudge against ISIS, which is really quite rude, the squad will be alright bc there will probs be lots of
kinky gay orgies
awaiting them. Lel.
Fangirls are crazy.
Where are the gangbangs