Usually Spirit Airlines is the one (figuratively) punching passengers in the face by charging us for every damn little thing from choosing a seat that doesn’t make us feel like a sardine to printing out our boarding pass at home. (Soon they’ll be charging us $10 to piss and $30 to lay down a ****.) But on a flight from Baltimore to Los Angeles yesterday morning, a few passengers were the ones doing the punching.
Blasting your ugly music on a plane should earn you a permanent place on the Do Not Fly On Anything Ever List, but only one of those wrecks were cited and none of them were charged with anything. Speaking of charges, I’m sure every passenger on that flight found a $25 charge on their credit card from Spirit for that live pay-per-view boxing match. Nothing on Spirit is free.
