Join the cloisters and become a nun.

I've only had this happen once.

The guy I was dating thought it was his fault... and it was.

get it cut off and turned into a coochie.

Well, I'm going to take care of my joints so when I'm older, getting up won't be a problem and I won't need life alert or something. It's always sad to see old/overweight people who aren't even able to get up off of the couch and all.