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Yesterday was Woman Crush Wednesday on Twitter, so Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson decided to offer an encomium to the light and love of his life, Ciara:



His words:

PM #WCW I kissed her & she had honey sweet lips that were lilac soft w/ a loving & affectionate personality @Ciara

What a sweet little note! Now I am convinced that Russell Wilson not some sort of uncanny-valley A.I. experiment, and is an actual human being with human thoughts and feelings.

Until a billboard editor clocked him:



GODDAMNIT, RUSS. You googled “How to describe a beautiful woman,” didn’t you? And copy-pasted from the first site that came up. Goddamnit.

Just...goddamnit, Russ.

Update: He did it again. Goddamnit!



AM #WCW ... Her hair plunged over her shoulders & it was midnight black... @Ciara

Screenshot of the exact same site:



http://deadspin.com/russell-wilson-g...wom-1755727770

I think that's actually really cute if your guy googles something like that because he can't think of proper words to describe you or express his feelings.

Someone needs to teach him how to be a better beard

Britney's instagram teas

AP!

I'm sure he's not the only guy who needs a little extra help with being romantic. He should've tried a bit harder, but hey.

You can obviously tell those are quotes though...?

And? So what? This shouldn't be a big deal.

Nope, the pic was posted, which it shouldn't have been because its a random celeb pic and theres a thread for that. This is a story about the pic that the media has picked up, i mentioned who reported it in the OP. Hope that clears up your confusion.

Why the **** do people care about this? The effort....

I don't think it's a big deal. He didn't credit the original writer(s), but it was only used for an Instagram post.

Nope. I posted it in my thread. I didn't feel the need to drag Ciara twice though

wow at the expose !1

And why should I be bothered about this?

I mean MOST people do this.

I would be mad if my partner described me like that

like no

The biggest question is why did the writer of this article even bothered to research into it let alone write about it.

I'd have better things to worry about than that.