This was supposed to be in the blogs but just like me, ATRL cant get its **** together, so instead its in the lounge. Here's an important life lesson from me to you all

DO NOT fall in love with Puerto Rican men

all they do is string you along for a year and 6 months and then go frolic around the island of Puerto Rico with some Dominican man WHO only wants to be with him for sex anyway. And then he'll send you snapchats of it because to him, you guys are "just friends" which will make you sit alone in your apartment, and cry while listening to every sad song you can find on spotify while scheduling an appointment with a therapist at your university. And then you realize that even when he's with you, he still has scruff® on his phone and that he texts that dominican dude everyday while he only texts you once every blue moon, and then you hear all about how amazing 3 kings day is and all the other F**King latino holidays that you never got to celebrate because your parents are WHITEWASHED AF and then you start to develop identity issues because even though your latino, you dont look like it nor are you fluent in the language and you dont have a lot of knowledge about the culture and SOME people DONT even consider you "latino" because your family is Spanish which isnt anywhere near latin american which means that the term latino doesnt apply to you which would be fine if everything in the US wasnt Latino this, latino that and it made you feel excluded af. so now in addition to being constantly haunted by the image that the one you love will never love you back and that he is in another country with another man, you start to have identity issues because the US has ****ed up everyone's sense of identity and in order to cope with all of this, you do meth. Which is a drug you promised yourself you would never do again after it almost caused you to drop out of high school and you thought you finally had your life together because youre attending the university of Michigan which is one of the top (public) universities in the US but no, you dont have your life together because your crying about a guy who doesnt love you, questioning your identity and heritage and doing ****ing meth on your living floor hoping that it makes you hit rock bottom so you can run screaming into the street praying that someone hits you with a ****ing car and kills you so that the ****ing puerto rican youre in love with can show some type of emotion towards you

Moral of the story is: dont date puerto ricans because youll find yourself drugged out, broken, confessing all of this on a ****ing pop music forum