And you all thought you had problems, huh? I can't wait for the rest of y'all to get to my age and watch every breeder around you tie the knot and crap out a baby.
Also, I wanted to post this on the Blogs so that we could have some privacy, but it just re-routed me to the main page, so **** you whomever it was that ruined that for us.
I'll tell you something tho, for us gay peeps, love at first sight at just the right age will burn inside your heart forever. I wish I could go to the wedding. But I can't because I faked my own death and changed my identity, so now I'm stuck waiting to see if someone who did attend will post a public picture I can get a peek at. i bet he looks so handsome in his suit. <3
I wish I could have given a toast. I would have been funny! And unlike those straight bastards who always get picked to be the best man, I wouldn't have to drag the groom to make it humorous
And then I could even help pick the baby's name.
He would have such beautiful children.
But now all I get to do is go to work and then come back home and hope there's enough booze and good TV to distract me instead.
