So, here's the thing. It's ok to be a heterosexual male and participate in pop fandom.

But when you jump at every opportunity to assert your straightness, it's embarrassing.

Because even if you're genuinely heterosexual, no matter how much "no homo" preface you use, no matter how much laughable machismo you try to compensate with, you're still a HUGE f***** for liking pop.

I will never see you as anything but a f***** and neither will anyone else. A straight f*****, but an emasculated fairy nonetheless. Resisting this fact only makes you look like even more of a nut-craving closet case.

Now let's all move forward with that understanding.

They're just insecure and ugly irl.

I don't think there are any heterosexual guys on here...heterosexual guys are all looking for kitty, playing video games, or doing other things.

Idk in my experience some bitchboys can be quite cute (but then again, they're my preference). Insecure is probably right though.

It's january first sister at least wait until February to start with your self hating bottom shaming personality

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Umm... no

Liking pop does not automatically make you a ******. I was absolutely with you in the beginning of the OP when you said that people who make a big deal of their heterosexuality are annoying, but then you ruined it.

I hate how pop music = gay music these days. Back in the TRL days, there WERE straight people interested in pop music. Sure, girls and gays were still the majority but it wasn't as embarassing for a straight guy to say "I love Britney, Christina, Avril etc" than it is today to say "I love Katy, Gaga and Ariana". And I hate when pop fans like you are reinforcing this belief instead of fighting against it

There are a few on Asian pop forums and I know this for a fact because a large portion of wota/weaboo culture is made up of old nerdy virgin men who fap to the underraged girls.

They're significantly less common in western pop fandom for obvious reasons, but there's still a few weirdos around here, and they're really annoying.

I was going to agree but then you started losing it by the end of the paragraph Straight guys that feel the need to tell people that they're straight as much as possible are so annoying. Why are you so insecure. So what if someone mistakes you for being gay. This is the internet. We don't know you. We ain't gonna call up your place of work and let them know about your internet activities. Calm down

There are straight males that like pop music. I'm not sure what's hard to understand about that.

How do you know that I'm not exclusively attracted to f***y bottoms? Look at my avatar. He's both my crush and my aspiration. I know you're probably hyper-emotional from being bullied all the time but try to keep your PTSD in check and stop making paranoid assumptions thanks.

They can be straight, but they also like dick, methinks.

rude

why the f*ck do you care so much?

This is incredibly offensive and problematic. And despite it being targeted at straights... it's really homophobic

I knew there would be at least one.

I completely and totally 100% agree with everything you said

You missed Truth Teller and several others