Ever since everybody cares about me I decided to give a little update on my life in form of my actions in 2015 which I am extremely proud of:

- One of my really fat friends didn’t want to go to her prom because she thought she looked too fat in every dress. However I talked her into buying one which even made her look fatter. Once she arrived to the prom (with no date) I took this really ugly picture of her and sended it to everyone in our grade with the hashtag #PhattyIsNear #HideYourFood… after that this ungrateful bitch never talked to me again.

- My new neighbour has this really ugly shirt which he keeps on wearing (his mom bought him this,a few months before she died). Since he dries his clothes outside, I took his shirt and burnt it. He had the nerve to call the police on me I mean I did him a favour.

- My older sister got divorced I laughed at her ass so damn hard.

- I stole money from a homeless man because I wanted to buy a Shirt. The shirt was very cool, so I think he would’ve understood me.

- My little brother got send away because I lied to our parents that he stole my dad’s new car when we had a crash. I took it and had a crash. They believed me because I control them.

So were you a good B I T C H in 2015?
What are you proud of?

This is petty.

I'm not a bitch unless I need to be, but my ex & I shared a social circle. I turned everyone I know against him, had him banned from a campus organization, and took the officer position that he wanted in it. It had to be done to save my reputation.

Unless something changed, you can just type bitch out

what kind of Nickelodeon teen show villain you are serving with these stories
girl, stop lying

screaming

you better run bitch.

THE ****ING LIES. I don't believe you. & for anyone that believes this blatant trolling: sending you love and intelligence

When are you going to get a proper-sized avi tho.

#UnapologeticBitch