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Mike91
Member Since: 3/15/2013
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John Mayer names his ***** after Adele?
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This singer/songwriter is a huge fan of Adele and his penis and has now named it after her. The reason: It’s white, it is not skinny and he thinks it makes girls cry.
http://blindgossip.com/?p=75375
Everyone is naming John Mayer. Explains this tweet.
https://twitter.com/katyperry/status/657469411700244480
BlackJesus
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It's me.
Eggy.
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Achilles.
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He would.
jomarr
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Hello it's me
(bish where)
Hey Gurl Hey
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LoKoPaNdA
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it's not skinny
I see you Katheryn, and I see you too, Taylor
Vespertine
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gagacasanova
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Zoraluv
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Oh. My. God.
Dylobs
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holy
mathekr
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Originally posted by
Mike91
Everyone is naming John Mayer. Explains this tweet.
https://twitter.com/katyperry/status/657469411700244480
Vin
Member Since: 5/25/2010
Posts: 23,013
Post #13
Saying "it's not skinny" instead of saying "it's fat" is a perfect SJW-sidestep, PR move.
...Vin
Saint
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The visual image in my mind...
PrettyHurts
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It’s white, it is not skinny and he thinks it makes girls cry.
ew
KylieistBoi
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it is not skinny and he thinks it makes girls cry.
Allopatry
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i can't even say this is funny, i find it disrespectful.
QueenBLadyG
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rihannabiggestfan
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Trash
h.u.r.r.i.c.a.n.e
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How would this blind item know? Does he announce it at holiday parties? "In other news, I named my **** Adele"
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