Have you ever farted in public? Did people her? spill.

Silent but deadly

In classy places? Never
Streets? Always

The poll is private for obvious reasons.

What type of un-forecasted odor did you unleashed on the poor citizens of the world?

I remember one time I let it rip when I was in the clothing store and this old lady behind me was like "what in gods name died in here" I never ran so fast in my life they wasn't about to pin point it to my ass.

Yes all the time. They smell terrible.

Of course, you just got to do it while you're walking so nobody can pin it on you.

Silent ones yes
Omg

Yeah, on the bus. I had headphones in and for some reason thought that if I couldn't hear it, it wouldn't be as loud Thankfully, most people on the bus had their headphones in too, so I just played it cool.

loud and deadly.

Why was this reported?

I always wait till I'm in a crowded elevator, and then let one out.

Nope. I keep myself clean and ready in case a man needs a superhuman in his life.