So once I had my car's filter/oil changed. I guess they had to open the glove box to change the filter. My glove box was full of CD's and had a paper for doctor-prescribed anal fissure ointment (that's a common issue tho, don't laugh). When I got my car back, I saw all these CD's on the passenger's seat with the foil-edition of ARTPOP (all pink-ish with Gaga spreading her legs) on top of them and this bag from the anal fissure ointment The store is full of straight middle-aged men, I was so embarrassed

Just today I had my tires changed, and I had Grimes Visions CD in, I was listening to Be A Body, and turned off the media player. When I got the car back, it was on and 30 seconds of the song had been played with volume up by some employee (). They probably thought it was so girly with her high notes and weird

I always get embarrassed so yeah

I didn't expect anyone to open the glove box, I didn't know the filter (or maybe they needed the manual?) is there

It had been raining all day and the driveway at my house is nothing but dirt. So, I get off the bus and I'm doing fine, concentrating on walking so I won't trip but then I see this big ass dog and I try to run. I didn't make it one step before I went down on my knees, face first. As I laid there, I could hear the kids on the bus laughing. It didn't help that my family was sitting outside laughing too.

Was the dog chasing you?

My most recent one is when someone bought me nipple clamps as a gift and I was returning some phone cases to Amazon in the same box the nipple clamps came in. So I went to the UPS store to give them my Amazon return and the guy noticed the box was kind of big but the contents felt light so I told him they were phone cases and he was like "Would you like us to put them in a smaller box?" so I said sure. So he opens the box and takes the phone cases out and there's a little piece of the packaging from the nipple clamps under it that shows a topless girl with her nipples clamped. I hurried and grabbed it and crumpled it up but he had already seen it! He was like "Okay let me go get a smaller box" and I could see him laughing as he walked off.

I took a **** in the women restroom by mistake. I was on my way to school but I couldn't make it so I stopped by a QuickTrip and rushed to the restroom. As I was on my way out a lady walked in and asked was she in the men restroom. I said yeah. I turned around a looked to see that there were no urinals in the restroom. I knew then that I was in the wrong restroom. I opened the door, saw the women sign and hauled *** out of the store.

SCREAMING
I would die right there

I got a nosebleed on the bus... The end.

If you're from the UK and remember primary school when we used to scramble inside after lunch before the birds start ******** down on everything

Well there's always that one person that is left out and boom... **** on ya black school trousers