I don't mean how you make yourself disgusted. I mean how do you get yourself actually sick? Like how do you make yourself catch an illness?

Eat at Taco Bell.

Wet your head and sleep by the window.

Don't use protection.

Have unprotected sex

Wait 3 weeks

If you have allergies, it shouldn't be that hard.

Not this being reported.

Drink bleach

let me guess, you don't want to go to school/college?

Lack of sleep, unhealthy food, don't wash your hands, go to places where lots of people are

go to school boy

I was gonna make that Beyonce joke but my WPs dont allow me

mhhh yeah, that was exactly what you wanted to post!!! i'm sure

Lick a door handle

Get someone with a cold to sneeze on you
Go out in the pouring rain
Wash your hair and go out straight afterwards

For real though, be healthy and enjoy it, not everybody gets that luxury.

No

I sincerely apologize to the Taco Bell stans that I may have offended with my comment. It was rash and in poor taste.

go naked outside if it's cold

Wish it was that simple but today I screwed up big time and "being sick" is the only valid excuse in my case

Stop washing your hands and bite your nails.