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In the second grade i tied a rubber band between to desks and started shooting paper balls. The girl next to me told me to try shooting a pencil so i launched it and it stabbed the teachers neck. I got suspended for a week.

Studying quantum mechanics. It messed up my brain pretty bad.

my BF did something inappropriate with me in the corner of a club thinking it'd be discreet and then realised half way through some people had sat down next to us The worst part is he's 6ft 6 so he pretty much has a birds eye view of the place to see people Don't know if they saw but if they'd looked sideways it would've been obvious what he was doing

i cant afford a wp so im gonna tell something tame

studying science and maths for 4 years then going to art school
like what

One time when I was in 1st grade I had to use the bathroom but the teacher won't let me. I like farted, but it was a shart. I got up and ran to the bathroom and everybody was like "WTF is that smell?" . I got there and removed my underwear and left it in the stall. The next day in announcements the principal was like "Someone left a **** stained underwear in the bathroom" and everyone was like who did that? and I was like not me, NOT me

My Stepbrothers used to bully me when I was living with my Dad. It was My Dad, Step Mom, And 2 step brothers.

I lived with them for 3 months being bullied and crying myself to sleep. I was in 6th grade.

I had enough and decided to live back with my Mom.

On my last day living with them. I peed and dumped ALL their toothbrushes in the toilet, then placed it back where it belonged.


Including my Dad's, for not protecting me or doing **** about the bullying

I can't see this thread last very long

You didn't, omg

Ed Sheeran teas

I've told this before but I used to carry my bag on one shoulder so when I went to give this beggar lady with no legs some money my bag slid down my shoulder and flung her little money bucket in the sea. I ran for my life.

Happened in the middle of this bridge:

Screaming

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Also last year in my first year of Uni. I was downstairs on my Halls basement with some buddies and we were mixing some alcohol. I was like I'm not gonna get too f'ed up tonight but I lied and ended up getting **** faced. I remember we went upstairs and some of the athletes that were with us literally picked me up and we're like trying to get me in my room to go to sleep. They were strong . And I wouldn't go to bed. I followed them upstairs and was like bothering everyone. I tried to make out with one of my friends and like slept in the girls bathroom stall for a bit. After that I ended up passing out in my friends room (a girl) and the others went to a party. Her roomate walks in and thinks it's her and just goes to sleep . They come back and find me there. I don't remember this part but they had to pick me up and carry me downstairs. They dropped me a couple times and even slapped me once but I was OUT. . I woke up the next morning without my shoes and everyone knew about it but me I was so embarrassed but it was a learning experience Now I'm stronger like Britney, and can hold my liquor better