I can already hear Cher's voice through the phone
"Hello, it's me,
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet, (wohohooow)
To go over, the Greatest Thing"
"hellOoo it's me darling Cheeerrr"
"Hi bitch. My show is tanking. I need legend cred. Go do a damn interview about how great I am"
"okAAAay s0undz g00d. GLADD u called. Can wii tlk about da Greatest Thing?"
"*hangs up*"