Have you ever lied for attention?
When I was in the 1st grade, I told my teacher that I loved to fish with my dad and she made me teach the whole class how to fish with an invisible fishing rod. I looked like a damn fool cause I just assumed all you had to do was dip the fishing rod in the water and fish would come. I never fished a day in my gay life.
She clocked me with so many questions. My first grade self wanted to jump off a cliff after that day.
