Eh, I don't know. They aren't bad. My boyfriend and I have lived in our apartment for about a year now, and have always had a lot of fun naming and keeping up with our neighbors.
So, out of the 7 other apartments in my building, here's what I know.
1: Single black guy in his late 20s/early 30s. He's really quiet, but smokes a lot of weed. I've seen him once.
2: Two gay black guys. They are a ****ing MESS. I've encountered them lots. They used to get into weekly fights in the parking lot, and the skinnier of the two would always go all the way in on his boyfriend publicly. Our cars were both hit a few months ago and I got to spend a few hours talking to them. They're nice, but I'm kind of wary about their line of work and the amount of people coming and going at all hours of the day/night.
3: The most obnoxious couple in the building. They just moved a few days ago. THANK GOD. Their friend blew up fireworks on our porch a few months ago at 11PM, and it sounded like a bomb went off. They didn't really do or say anything else to me, but they just annoyed me. Their dogs were just always barking.
4: Middle aged single white guy. He is the text book definition of an alcoholic. Never said two words to him, but he only ever comes home with a 24 case of beer. Daily. I think he violently masturbates in the mornings, or falls on the floor and can't get up.
5: Someone just moved in. Don't know them. A Persian couple with a baby just moved out of the apartment. They were nice, but their baby sounded like a ****ing demon.
6: I've only ever seen her twice. She's a (possibly) single black woman in her 30s. She's always been polite and quiet.
7: My dream BFF. I've only talked to her a few times, but she is so adorable and funny. She's probably in a relationship, but from one of our conversations, she works as a bartender at night and attends beauty school during the day. She's in her late 20's and has a cool name that I cannot remember.
