saw something like this on tumblr people were dragging ha but, it's not that hard to google search the difference between a turtle and tortoise and how they live.
Most species of tortoise can't swim and might drown if placed in water. Both reptiles live in nearly every continent of the world, except in the frigid environment of Antarctica. Tortoises make their homes in areas with plenty of plants or shrubs to eat. Turtles eat plants, but also eat fish, insects, snails and worms.