To convert all the innocent straight Christians into evil homosexual illuminati

Everything is school, weight, try to look young and life.

3. Stop Cupid from terrorizing me.

Brunch & house cleaning literally every Sunday for me

get people to buy ArtPop on itunes

Out these two homophobes that are ****ing on the dl, of the 2 one just became a Mormon missionary

Find me a man.

What gay go to the gym at 6am? There's nothing but old guys there at that time.

anyway:
-Wake up
-Shower
-Look at my body and wonder if I'd do me (but really to see how I'm progressing)
-Drive to school, walk to class and stare down any cute guys
-walk in class and use my gaydar and wonder if they're gay all semester until I see them on Tinder (not Grindr, fyi)
-Call Obama and ask him how things are progressing in Gay Global Domination.
-Get on Grindr for 20 secs
-Ignore Grindr for the rest of the day
-Find food
-Find a group of girls and see if they want a GBF
-okay I'm bored now.
-sleep

What's so hit about?

My gay agenda includes:

• Queer As Folk reunion
• Dismantle the patriarchy
• Force Madonna's Ghosttown to smash
• Laverne Cox for President
• Nationwide anti-discrimination laws for sexual orientation and gender identity
• LGBT+ as a protected class
• #JusticeForARTPOP
• Recruit new gays
• Sean O'Pry nude photoshoot

I further the enigmatic gay agenda every time I play music from my iTunes at a party.

My agenda, like every other gay person, is to turn ALL the straights into GAYS