When I was in high school

I had some friends over and I went into another room to get whatever. When I came back out, they'd gone onto the computer and found my search history

And EVERYTHING that implies

I got real hot in the face and was just kind of like, "haha, come on guys, I don't know what that is! Haha!"
Then my friend sidles up and puts her arm around me and says, "Yeah guys! He's not gay! He likes Madonna!"
:JONNY: TBH