1. "It was a bit like the Songs of Hymns"
2. Never read a book by its cover
3. "Your voice is really well baked, like a really good cooked ham."
4. Do you fancy your headmistress?
We understand that Rita was trying to flirt the lovely Joe Waller, asking the primary school teacher about whether he has the hots for his colleagues probably isn't the best way to go about it.
5. "That's my favourite lolly"
Calypso Larrazet may have blown the judges away with her powerful voice, but Rita and Cheryl couldn't get past her exotic name. For future reference Rita, it's a Calippo.
