What are the dumbest lyrics you've ever heard in songs? Post examples.

Here are some that I find ridiculous:

Nicki Minaj - ''I am yo leader, yes I am yo leader, you're not a belieber, suck a big d*ck''

Shakira - "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains..."

"Love it when you call me legs, in the morning buy me eggs"

Lana Del Rey - "I’ll never have to work ‘Cause my daddy is rich"

"I only wanna die alive"
"Now that I've become who I really are"

'You a stupid hoe you you a stupid hoe'
'Starships were meant to fly'
'Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?'
'Sometimes I wish my skin was a costume that I could just unzip and strip' (A great song but this line )

Miranda Cosgrove - Kissing U - "I might die if I forget how to breathe" or something like that.

Pretty sure it is 'who I really AM' and it actually makes sense

She got a big booty so I call her big booty.

nah http://www.billboard.com/articles/62...grammar-lyrics

Omg have I been mishearing it this whole time

Edit: just listened to the acapella, she definitely says 'are'

Our love runs deep like a Chevy - Demi (Made In The USA

Some call it science, we call it chemistry - Katy (Hummingbird Heartbeat)

"Band aids don't fix bullet holes" can't believe it was on every poster for the video

ICONIC

Lorde

Okay then

I also think there was a Billboard article with Ariana saying Max pretty much forced her to sing it with the mistakes

But I wish it was your way

Donatella, Lady Gaga: Walk down the runway but don´t puke, it´s ok , you just had a salad today in Taipei

Steaming like a pot full of vegetables

Walk down the runway, but don't puke (It's okey)
You just had a salad today (Boulangerie)
Just ask your gay friends for advice (Before you)
Get a spray tan in Holiday (in Taipei)

"You should have said it before, like a deli fillet".
"Take a picture of me with a Kodak, no wait, go to Times Square and then take a picture of me with a Kodak".
"I saw, I conquered, I came"
"I won't wash my hair and then will make it bounce like a basketball"

All a mess